Help me make it through the Night
Do you remember the song Help Me Make Through the Night?
Here is the Glasgow Version
Take the rollers fae y'ur herr,
Shake thum loose, an' let thum fa',
Lie them doon wae your gless eye,
In that chanty by the wa'.
Tho' y'ur teeth ur black an' gaun,
An' y'ur breath smells oota sight,
Ah'll pit a claes peg oan ma nose,
tae help me make it thro' the night.
Chorus
I don't care if y'ur feet smell,
I wull try tae unnerstaun,
Ye can bet y'ur shurt the morra,
Ah'll huv Right Guard in ma haun.
Ah' can see y'ur bowly legs,
As ye walk acroass the flerr,
Like a man withoot a hoarse,
Ye make peepul stoap an' stare.
Ah' don't care if y'ur feet smell,
Ah' wull try tae unnerstaun,
Ye can bet yur shurt the morra,
Ah'll huv right Guard in ma haun.
Why dont ye go an' take a bath,
Afore we a' begin tae boak,
Fur ye stink jist like a pig,
An' ah' think ah'm gaunnie choke.!!
