Questions & Answers

By Chris Skelhorn

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Afghanistan?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck. .

Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride..

Q: What's the difference between a seagull and a baby?
A: A seagull flits along the shore. .

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them. .

Q: Why do they call it P.M.S.???
A: Because the term "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. .

Q: What do you call a truck driver with a load of sheep headed for Afghanistan?
A: A pimp. .

Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand. .

Q: What goes: "CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it?"
A: A blind person with a Rubix cube. .

Q: What do you call a Florida gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives' tails... .

Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A: They've each got about one chance in ten million of ever becoming a human being. .

Q: How can you tell if your wife's cooking is really lousy?
A: Pygmies from the Amazon come to dip their arrows in it. .

Q: Whats the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynecologist looks up the family bush. .

Q: What do you call two skunks doing a 69?
A: Odor eaters! .

Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
A: Slow. .

Q: How do you make a dog drink?
A:Put it in a blender..

Q:What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
A: Nice tooth! .

Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved. .

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book? It's called, "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."
Q: What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A: Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!.... and O.J walked! .

How does it change many dyslexics to take a light bulb?
Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A.Look inside your pants; If you have a penis, it's not time! .

Q: Why did Bill Clinton name his dog Buddy?
A: Because he would look kind of funny walking around the White House saying, "Cum Spot, Cum Spot!" .

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. .

Q: Do you know how Afghanistani men practice safe sex?
A: They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick. .

Q: What is "Endless Love"?
A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.