1) Sex is math: Add 2 bodies, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply!!!
2) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has penis like a peanut! MUM: You mean it's small? LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
3) A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
4) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat. 3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower. 5% go to sleep. 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
5) Johnnie Cochran definition of a KISS: It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.
6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies? MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints.
7) Womens' top 5 lies: - I am a virgin. - It is so big. - I can't do that to my best friend. - I won't gain weight after marriage. - I am coming I am coming!!!
8)Why is your dick better than a credit card? - Once spent it it recharges itself. - It is accepted worldwide. - You can let your wife use it as much as she wants as well as your mistresses.
9) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic? She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, F*ck, and then you disappear.
10) What is the closest thing to a woman's period? Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
Tom Clancy - - - "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin - - - "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey - - - "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen - - -"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Rodney Dangerfield - - - "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
George Burns - - - "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns - - - "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Lynn Lavner - - - "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
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