Prayers

Submitted by Chris Skelhorn

A GIRL'S PRAYER




Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.





A BOY'S PRAYER



I pray for a girl who gives great head.

Amen.