Indian Curry Rhapsody

(to the music of the Queen classic)


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Naan, just killed a man,
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
Naan, Dinner's Just Begun
But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away


Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On
Cause Nothing Really Madras


Too Late, My Dinner's Gone,
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo


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Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
Curry On, Curry On
Cause Nothing Really Madras

I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,
Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely
Very Very Spicy Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a Nann
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've Eaten Balti,
Somebody Help me


He's Eaten Balti,
Get Him to the Lavatory
Stand you Well Back
Cause the Loo is Quarantine


Here it Comes
There it Goes
Technicolour Yawn

I Chunder NO!
It's Coming up Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again
(No, No, No, No, No, No NO)

On my Knees I'm on my Knees

On his Knees,
Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me....
Poor Me....
Poor Meeee....

Guitar Solo

So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe,
But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out
It Just had to Come Right out in Here

Reprise

Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference To meee....

Anyway, my wind blows....shshshsh

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Submitted by Chris Skelhorn



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