Hello everybody ...Long time since I was allowed to write anything in the Mag, They (The Rest of the Team) have kept me as the Groups Dogs Body ...feeding me on menial tasks, Like "Woofin" when the Postman comes and other boring Stuff like that.
However when "Ole" Grumble Guts decided that the CRYPT would benifit from a Pets section ...Who was the Perfect Pet to call on ...YUP ...Domino the Dashing Dalmation.
OK ...So Doggies are supposed to be Mans best friend ..RIGHT ... So who's our best Friend then ...Is it really you Humans (God Forbid) ... You are always fighting ...I mean your just after having a war with the Taliban ...Mind you I never cared for them Afghan Hounds anyway ...big long haired hippies ...if you ask me.
Anyway on to the PETS CORNER ...At last a sensible page to this magazine, this issue we show you some pictures of Cute Talented animals performing at their best. Please feel free to send me in any good photos or pictures of interesting animals (Cats permitted but they should be caged for their own safety)
