Two race horses sat in a pub, one horse says to the other, "You`ll never guess what happened to me today.! I was racing in the 1.30pm at Redcar, I hit a fence, fell and lost the race.!".
The other horse says "Funny you should say that `cos the exact same thing happened to me. I was racing in the 12.45pm at Cheltenham and I hit the fence, dismounted the jockey, fell and lost the race.!"
Suddenly, a greyhound sitting next to them says "Ok lads, I couldn`t help over hearing what you were saying but a similar thing happend to me today. I was racing in the 2.45pm at Doncaster and I took a bend too fast, skidded off and lost the race.!"
The two horses looked at each other and said "Bloody hell.!! A talking Greyhound.!"
Did you hear the one about the Chinese couple that got divorced.?
She went back to Peking
He went back to Wan-king.!
DaZ
