Alan minter- "sure, there have been deaths in boxing but none have been serious."
Pat Glen weightlifting commentator "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.I saw her snatch this morning it was amazing!"
NZ rugby commentator"andrew mehrtens loves it when darylgibson comes inside him."
Ted Walsh- horse racing¦."This is really a lovely horse.i once rode her mother."
Murray walker-the lead car is unique apart from the one behind which is identical."
Winston Bennet -"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
Greg Norman - " I owe a lot to my parents especially my mother and father."
Harry Carpenter at oxford cambridge boat race-"Ah isn't that nice .The wife of the cambridge president is kissing the cox of the oxford crew."
Metro radio-Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like there are 11 dicks on the field."
David Cloleman-"And there goes juantorena down the back straight,opening his legs and showing his class."
US PGA commentator-"One of the reasons Arnie(Palmer)is playing so well is that before each tee shot,his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.
True story
A female news anchor who,the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't turned to the weatherman and asked,"so Bob, where is that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did he leave the set in hysterics but half the crew did too.
