The LINE Cut


Submitted by Ian Urie


A woman from Oklahoma has a slight accent. When she lived in the south, she would take her cats to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut.

To her...a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved Chicago, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was surprised when she heard the price was twice as much as down south.

She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.



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