A Glasgow man goes into the store to do some shopping. He is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
"Hoi ...Jimmy," he says to the store manager, "Hey but, can you tell me the differences in all these toilet papers?"
"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's £1.00 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's 75p a roll."
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells him, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 5 Pence per roll."
"Give me the No Name," he says.
he comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey!.. I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper...... I call it John Wayne."
"Why?" he asks.
