Holy SHIT ...I'm out of Here
OH Well ...You humans are at War again. To be honest your little War is of no interest to me, But while lying relaxing on the Couch, I tend to pick up bits and pieces from the Telly.
It appears that this bad man called "DAMSAD" is the leader in a far off country called "Anorak", and for some reason he is being very bad to the other humans who live there ...They are called "Anorakies"
Now ...Britian and America decide to send in their armies to save all the "Anorakies" from "DAMSAD" ...Even although the "Anorakies" don't want saved and are quite content being mistreated by "DAMSAD"
However Blair and Bush (They own Britian and America) send in their troops and they Bomb, Shoot and Kill the Anorakies they are trying to save.
Now I dare say the Anorakies prefer us killing them, rather than "DAMSAD" being bad to them, And if they didn't ...Well to bad ..We did it anyway.
Britian and America even bombed "DAMSAD'S" Home in a city called "DADBAG" ...Totally destroying his Kennel.
Now Blair and Bush say ...We are justified in doing all this, Because "DAMSAD" and his Anorakies have weapons of MASS Destruction.
Nobody has explained to me WHY they would want to kill people going to MASS ...So I suppose they must be RANGERS Supporters.
Anyway the War is over .. The Anorakies have been beaten, DAMSAD has packed his DADBAG and disappeared.
So now perhaps clean living DOGS like me can get a decent sleep again.
