The CEO


Submitted by - Bob Arceneaux


A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!



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The CEO walked up to the guy and asked, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $200 in cash and screamed, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"



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Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looked around the room and asked "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers muttered, "Pizza delivery guy from Pizza Hut."



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