Many children try "Bunking" off School and try to fool the Authorities by composing their own "Excuse" Letter and fobbing it off as Written by their Parents. Here is a selection of excuses actually written by the students themselves -- spelling included!

 

*My son is under a doctor's care today and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

*Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.

*I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.