While lying on My couch I get the opportunity to watch quite a bit of Television, In fact I concider myself quite an Expert on the Subject .. But do you really concider this ENTERTAINMENT?
Well it's back ... "Big Blubber"
Yep "Big Blubber" the reality TV show, is back on your screens. The idea of the show is quite simple, Take 12 people, stick them into a house, lock the doors and sit and watch them all cry.
Once a week they open the doors and throw out the one who didn't cry the loudest.
This show is so mind numbingly boring that I fell asleep and missed the first 10 minutes of "Lassie come Home"
Boy that lassie is some looker, But how she manages to do a 2 hour film without ever having a pee or a butt sniff is amazing. Well I mean that's what doggies do ... (Not Doggies Doo ..But Doggies do).
A lot of people seem to think that us Doggies can't see the Television Picture (Cause our eyes are a little different from Yours) ... Coblers! ... its just that what is on the box is a waste of time to watch it and we would rather have a little beauty sleep on the couch.
I mean, for example the NEWS ... What does that word mean?
N ..NOW the
E ..Eternal
W ..War
S ..Show
You humans are forever killing each other, Can you think of a good reason for this .. I can't.
There is another Dalmation a couple of streets away from Me, he is Brown and White, Do I want to fight him because he is a different colour?
NOPE ..We just smiff Butts and pass on our merry ways. You humans could learn a lot for us Doggies ... But you never listen.
