A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two Insects mating.
"Daddy, what are those two Insects doing?" she asked.
"They're mating." her father replied.
What do you call the Insect on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied, "both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took a flowerpot and flattened them.
"Well, we're not having any of that shit in our garden."
