A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where Bubba and Fontenot are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. Bubba turns to Fontenot and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."
"Why?" says Fontenot. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
