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Submitted by - Dennis Robb

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A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat.


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The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says,"Give it a shot father".


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After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat.

Fisherman: "Whoa, look at that f*cker!"


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Priest: "Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?"

Fisherman: (Quick thinking) "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - a f*cker!"

Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know."

After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.


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Priest: "Look at this big f*cker"

Bishop: "Please, mind your language, this is a house of God."

Priest: "No, you don't understand - that's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this f*cker!"

Bishop: "Hmmm. You know, I could clean this f*cker and we could have it for dinner."

So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to the head mother.


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Bishop: "Could you cook this f*cker for dinner tonight?"

Head Mother: "My lord, what language!"

Bishop: "No, sister, that's what the fish is called - a f*cker!

Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it."

Head Mother: "Hmmm. Yes, I'll cook that f*cker tonight."

Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the 3 of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it.


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Priest: "I caught the f*cker!"

Bishop: "And I cleaned the f*cker!"

Head Mother: "And I cooked the f*cker!"

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steelygaze, but then lets out a huge fart, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, lights up a joint, pours himself a large whiskey and says,


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"You know, you c*nts are alright."


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