The Poetry Contest


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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas.  They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.  The word they were given was "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:


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Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.


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The crowd went crazy!  No way could the redneck top that, they thought.  The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:


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Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.


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The redneck won hands down!

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