Tribute to Bob Hope

1903-2003

Some great quotes from the man himself

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Heaven will be a happier place GOD BLESS!