Humor for the thinking person
Humor for the thinking person
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" he said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
6. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
7. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
8. Is there another word for synonym?
9. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
10. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
11. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
12. Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
13. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
14. How is it possible to have a civil war? @#&%$!!!# ????
15. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
16. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
17. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
