The Ice Cream Parlor

Submitted by - Malc Skidmore

manundersun.gif


A man walked into an ice cream shop...


Man: I'd like some chocolate ice cream.


choccone.gif

Scooper: I'm sorry sir, but we're out of chocolate.  Would you like something else?

Man: No,  I really wanted some chocolate ice cream.

Scooper: I'm sorry, but we don't have that.  Would you like to try a different flavor?


icecreamcone.gif

Man: Um... are you sure you couldn't find some chocolate ice cream in the back?

Scooper: I'm positive we don't have any.  How about a different kind of ice cream?

Man: No, the only kind of ice cream I like is chocolate.  Are you sure you don't have any?

Scooper: Look, Mister, can you spell the "van" in vanilla?

Man: V-A-N.

Scooper: Can you spell the "straw" in strawberry?

Man: S-T-R-A-W.

Scooper: Can you spell the "frick" in chocolate?

Man: But there is no "frick" in chocolate!

Scooper: That's what I've been trying to tell you!



manwithfan.gif


Previous