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The CRYPT Mag

Eight Words with two Meanings

Submitted by Ian Urie

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

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2. VULN ERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

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3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner .
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

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4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

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6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes


A heart-warming story of the advances of women in achieving equality throughout the world............. Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul several years before the Afghan conflict.  She noted that women customarily walked about 10 paces behind their husbands.

She returned to Kabul recently and observed that the men now walk several paces behind their wives.  Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and said, "This is marvellous. Can you tell the free world just what enabled women to achieve this reversal of roles?"   "Land mines,"  said the woman.

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