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The CRYPT Mag

FEMALE PRAYER

Submitted by Carol McGinn

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Before I lay me down to sleep,  I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome,   smart and strong,  One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,  When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,  When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,  Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh!  Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,  Knows what to answer to  "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me no end,  And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,  I look at the creep you sent me instead.


Amen
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MALE PRAYER


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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns an off licence.


Amen.




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