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The CRYPT Mag

Space - The Full Frontal

by Baz Cann

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Captain!   A cloaked Klingon warbird has been detected on the scanners!

Keep an eye on it, Data;  I want to know it's every move!

Yes, Captain.  How about trying the Pickard Manoeuvre?

Data, are you mad?  The last time I tried that, they stopped my Social Security payments!

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Incoming Photon Torpedoes, Captain!  What are we to do?

Take evasive action sounds good at this time, Data!!!!!


Cue smoke, extensive showers of sparks, crew members doing impressions of headless chickens, and large explosions.



Captain, they're hailing us!

On screen, Data!

Buz-turds !!!!    You've sunk my battleship !!!!!!

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