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The CRYPT Mag

Think Drill not Completed

Submitted by Ian Urie

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Dave walks into the bar and sees his friend, Jeff, huddled on the bar, depressed. Dave walks over and asks Jeff what's wrong.

"Well,"  replies Jeff,  "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes,"  replies Dave with a smile.

"Well,"  says Jeff, straightening up,  "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!"  says Dave,  "when are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening,"  continues Jeff,  "but I was worried I'd get an erection again.  So I got some sellotape and taped my dick to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."


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"Sensible."  says Dave.

"So I get to her door,"  says Jeff,  "and I rang her doorbell. And she answered it in the sheerest, tiniest underwear you ever saw."


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"And what happened then?"

Jeff huddles over the bar again.  "I kicked her in the face."


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