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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer asked, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces."The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres."
The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got a grudge, but it's more like a shed. That's where I park the John Deere"
The lawyer, becoming frustrated, said "Does your wife beat you up or anything like that?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."
The lawyer then asked, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said,
"No, she's a white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that there is the reason I want a dayvorce."
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