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The CRYPT Mag

Day Vorce

Submitted by Ian Urie

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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer asked,  "How can I help you?"   The farmer said,  "I want to get one of those dayvorces."

The lawyer said,  "Do you have any grounds?"  The farmer said, "Yes,  I got 40 acres."

The lawyer said,  "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"

The farmer said,  "Yes, I got a suit.  I wear it to church on Sundays."


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The lawyer said,  "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"   The farmer said,  "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere."

The lawyer said,  "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"   The farmer said,  "Yep, I got a grudge, but it's more like a shed.  That's where I park the John Deere"

The lawyer, becoming frustrated, said  "Does your wife beat you up or anything like that?"  The farmer said,  "No, we both get up at 4:30."

The lawyer then asked,  "Is your wife a nagger?"   The farmer said,









"No, she's a white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that there is the reason I want a dayvorce."
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