| The CRYPT Mag |
Doh! Aint been too well these past few Weeks. I've been a sick Doggie. It got so bad that "Old GrumbleGuts" and "Mrs GrumbleGuts" decided a visit to the VETS was on the cards.
Now! ... You all know my feelings about visiting the Vets. I scream, kick, Bite and struggle all the way. However on this occasion I felt so Down that I went as "Meek as a kitten" (Eek! what a horrible saying)
Anyway they took me NOT to he normal place, but to a New Vets that has just started up. As I said I felt so down i just walked in and accepted my fate (Well i am getting old Now).
I got quite a surprise when the vet walked in. He was a young man with long hair tied up in a "Pony tail". Well I thought to myself at least he is making an effort to look like one of us.
Anyway a worried looking Grumbleguts, Told him my symptons ...Not eating, Not Drinking, Listless and cronic Diarroea.
Hoi ... You forgot my hot and dry nose! ...(Silly Prat)
Anyway, the Vet responded with an ominious ....Mmm!
That it! ..I thought ...Just go get your needle and put me out of my misery ...Why don't ya.
But no, The kindly Vet keeled down beside me and had a feel around my Tummy. This I didn't mind, but when he stood up and proceeded to put on a Rubber Glove ..."Your for it now Dommie" ..I thought.
It took three of them to hold me down.
Well I mean to say ...You have cronic Diarroea ...What's the last thing you need ... Someone poking around yer bum ..That's what.
Anyway, After he was finished poking around my private bits, He cleared his throat, and started to speak.
"Domino has an infection in his large intestine, I will give you some tablets to clear up the Diarroea and some antibiotics to fight the Infection."
He then bent down and ruffled my ears, "We'll soom have you feeking better old fella" he said and gave me a sly wink.
Then to Grumbleguts and co, he said ..." You'll need to watch his diet for the next few weeks. Feed him on Boiled Pasta or Rice, With either white fish or Chicken Breast."WOOHOO .... I Like this Guy .... i thought while pressing my head onto his leg in a sign of thanks and affection.
Having picked up and paid for my pills we all headed back to the car. Next stop ...The Freezer shop for a big bag of frozen Chicken breasts and frozen Haddock.
Maybe this illness thing is not so bad after all ... i'll be dining like a King for the next Month. He he he.
Will you get off my page, You discoloured seed pecker.
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