| The CRYPT Mag |
Some things in life are so simple that they need no explanation. The Arse/Face Towel is one of them.
If you're still puzzled, you are either outside the gene pool or you are reading this after a night on the Stella, or both.
To avoid unwanted moustaches from wiping your face on a well-used towel, or to stop unwanted eyelashes nipping at your sphincter, then the Arse/Face Towel is a must.
Measures : 43 x 23"
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