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The CRYPT Mag

THE DENTIST APPOINTMENT

Francis Loch

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A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction.

"85 for an extraction sir"  was the dentist's reply.

"Och huv yae no got anythin' cheaper?"  replies the Scotsman getting agitated.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir"  said the dentist.

"What about if yae din't use any anesthetic?"  asked the Scotsman hopefully.


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"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for 70"  said the dentist.

"Hmmmm,  what about if yae used one of yer dentist trainees and still without anesthetic"  said the Scotsman.

"Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful.  I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say 40"  said the dentist.


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"Och that's still a bit much, how about if yae make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin"  said the Scotsman hopefully.

"Hmmmmm,  well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only 5 in that case"  said the dentist.

"Och  now yer talkin' laddie!  It's a deal"  said the Scotsman

"Can yae confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
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