Important News Release!

Senior Citizens are the nations leading carriers of Aids!!!

Hearing Aids, Band Aids, Roll Aids, Walking Aids, Medical Aids,
Government Aids and most of all Monetary Aids to their children.

The Golden Years have come at last!

I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell,
I look like hell, my body's drooping, got trouble pooping!

So the golden years have come at last???

Well the golden years can kiss my ass!!!

Submitted by Pauline Evans