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The CRYPT Mag

I challenge you NOT to think dirty.

Submitted by - Roger Buckley

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None of the answers are obscene in any way


1)  What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?

2)  What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3)  What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4)   What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5)  Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?

6)  What does a dog do that you can step into?

7)  What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8)  What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9)  What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10)  What is it that all men have one of;  it's longer on some men than on others;  the pope doesn't use his;  and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?




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ANSWERS:



1.    (talk)

2.    (legs)

3.    (a twenty dollar bill)

4.    (firetruck)

5.    (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6.    (pants)

7.    (fork)

8.    (Almond Joy candy bar)

9.    (grit)

10.    (last name)

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