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The CRYPT Mag

Correct use of the "F" word!

By John Ding!


When is @#$% acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:-

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we're sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

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8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

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2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003





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