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The Secretary


Submitted by Sheila Mountifield

A blonde with a really big chest and a tiny top enters a store that sells curtains.

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She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains, and shows her several patterns. Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asks what size curtains she needs. The blond replies, "15 inches."

"15 inches?!" asks the salesman. "That's very small. What room are they for?"

The blonde says "They aren't for a room, they're for my computer monitor."

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The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers don't need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ........ I've got Windows!"




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