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The CRYPT Mag

Submitted by John Fisher


The Smart Salesman

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "Are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again. "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?


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Again, the man replies bluntly - "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guy spits it out. "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like s###!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

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