|The CRYPT Mag|
A biker chick goes to get a tattoo of Elvis on her upper thigh. The artist proceeds and completes it.
The biker chick starts to yell and complain that it doesn't look like Presley. She tells him to do it again on the other thigh and do it right this time!
"We'll figure something out to do with the first one". The artist completes the second one and it comes out perfect.
The biker chick starts to complain again that it doesn't look like the king. As she is standing in the doorway without anything on, a wino passes by.
She grabs him and asks him, "Who do they look like?"
The wino answers "I don't know who the two guys on the ends are, but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson..."
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