A man went for an audition at a local club.
"You'd better not be a hypnotist, they're not welcome here."
"No I'm not, I'm a singer, why, what's wrong with a hypnotist?"
"Well we had one a couple days ago and he put the whole audience into a trance.
Then he tripped over the microphone wire and shouted 'Shit'.
We've been clearing up ever since."
