A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Miami.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed
most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks
corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the
long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and
we all have, or will, eat it.
Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief
and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old man in the
front row, raised his hand and said,
"Wedding Cake?"