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The CRYPT Mag

Diet For Life!

Submitted by Gil Knutson

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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Miami.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.  Red meat is awful.  Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

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High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.  But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it.

Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"



After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and said,

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"Wedding Cake?"






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