By Enodreven

Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

Love - When intercourse is called making love.
Lust - When intercourse in called screwing.
Marriage - When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.

Love - When you argue over how many kids to have.
Lust - When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot.
Marriage - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

Love - When you share everything you own.
Lust - When you steal everything they own.
Marriage - When the bank owns everything.

Love - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage - When.... uh.... what's a climax?

Love - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage - When your wallet empties every time you see them.

Love - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust - When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.
Marriage - When you listen to talk radio.

Love - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage - When just getting through the day is your only thought.

Love - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
Lust - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
Marriage - When you're only interested in your golf score.

Love - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
Lust - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
Marriage - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

Love - You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.
Lust - You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.
Marriage - You only leave the house when you're allowed.