Submitted by Denise Parrott
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a convention when the car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I will sleep on the couch and you take the bed.
SISTER: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes the agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm terribly cold.
PRIEST: Okay, I'll get up and get a blanket from the closet.
Ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
PRIEST: Father, Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket.
Ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold, I don't think the Lord would min d if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
PRIEST: You're probably right. Get up and get your own flipping blanket.
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