2012 Olympics

Submitted by Roger buckley

A Scotsman,  an Englishman and an Irishmen want to get in but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover.  Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.  "McTavish,  Scotland"  he says,  "Discus"  and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.  "Pocklington-Smythe,  England"  he says,  "Pole vault"  and in he walks.

The Irishman looks round and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm,  "O'Malley,  Ireland,"  he says, "Fencing"

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