Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this Weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the House next weekend."
"That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new Deck for the pool."
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will Remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not Said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come Fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, Gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex"
And she said, "Wear sun-block."
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