As a duck hunter climbs over a fence, he drops his shotgun and it goes off, blasting him in the crotch. He limps to a local village doctor, who rushes him into his little operating room.

When he wakes up, the doctor explains how he did the best he could with what he had, then hands him a business card. "This is my brother's address in the city. I'll make an appointment for you to see him next week."

"Your brother's a doctor, too?"

The doctor replies, "No, but he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your face."