THE LIVING WILL

Last night,  the significant other one and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,  "I never want to live in a vegetative state,  dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens,  just pull the plug."

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.  He walks in and asks,  "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says,  "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

He,  thinking it's his lucky day,  stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.

Afterwards he says,  "What was that all about?"

She says,  "The egg timer's broken!"

Carol McGinn