Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Submitted by Dennis Robb
Number 10:
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6:
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Number 4:
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2:
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
