Ten Thoughts to Ponder


Submitted by Dennis Robb



Number 10:
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8:
Men have two emotions:  Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection,  make him a sandwich.


Number 7:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;  teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6:
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,  but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,  lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4:
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?


Number 2:
In the 60s,  people took acid to make the world weird.  Now The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America,  but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.









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