Aberdonians
A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are upstairs
in their bedroom. "De ye ken fit?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's
aboot time we started sweering."
The 5 year old nods his head in approval.
"Fin we ging doonstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then
ye kin sweer after me, ok?"
"Aye!" the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
for breakfast. "A'll hae some of that Weetabix shit !"
*SMACK*!!
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and
ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 5 year old and asked
with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man????"
"I dinna ken," he blubbers, "but it winna be fucking Weetabix!"
Carol McGinn