Aberdonians




A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom.  "De ye ken fit?",  says the 7 year old,  "I think it's aboot time we started sweering."

The 5 year old nods his head in approval.

"Fin we ging doonstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first,  then ye kin sweer after me,  ok?"

"Aye!"  the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.  "A'll hae some of that Weetabix shit !"

*SMACK*!!

He flew out of his chair,  tumbled across the kitchen floor,  got up,  and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.  She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice,  "And what do YOU want for breakfast,   young man????"






"I dinna ken,"  he blubbers,  "but it winna be fucking Weetabix!"

Carol McGinn







RIYAN Productions