Clean Shoes

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

The pharmacist asked  "How many?"

The man replied,  "Just a few,  maybe a half dozen.  I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said,  "That' s too small a dose.  That won't get you through intimacy".

The old fellow said,  "Oh,  I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore.  I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.

Submitted by - Stuart Burgess

RIYAN Productions