The Gender of inanimate objects




You may not know that many non-living items are actually Male or Female, for example:


1.  Freezer Bags - They are Male,  because they hold everything in,  but you can see right through them.

2.  Photocopiers - They are Female,  because once turned off,  it takes a while to warm them up again.  It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,  but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


3.  Tyres - Male,  because they go bald and are often over-inflated.

4.  Hot Air Balloons - Male,  because, to get them to go anywhere,  you have to light a fire under them,  and of course,  there's the hot air part.


5.  Sponges - Female because they're soft,  squeezable and retain water.

6.  Web Pages - Female,  because they're always getting hit on.

7.  Trains - Male,  because they use the same old lines to pick people up.


8.  Egg Timers - Female,  because over time,  the weight shifts to the bottom.

9.  Hammers - Male,  because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years,  but handy to have around.

10.  The Remote Control - Female...... Ha!  You thought it'd be male,  but consider this - it gives a man pleasure,  he'd be lost without it,  and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.



Chris Skelhorn







RIYAN Productions