Look what you get for a Fiver

Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers.  Every day,  he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.  He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"Fifty pounds!"  she'd shout from the kerb.

"No!  Five pounds!"  Tony would fire back.

This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!" One day,  Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,  Tony realised she'd bark her 50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the  'Boss'.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,  Tony became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough,  there was the hooker.  Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then,  from the pavement,  the hooker yelled,  "See what you get for five quid?!"

Submitted by - Stuart Burgess

RIYAN Productions