Joe & Bill the Sawmill workers

Submitted by Dennis Robb



Joe & Bill worked in a sawmill together when one day Bill cut both his arms off.  Joe grabbed both arms put them in a plastic bag and took him to the hospital.

The next day Joe went to the hospital to visit him and found him playing tennis.  Joe was amazed at the Modern Science at his recovery.


When Bill went back to work he was happily working when all of a sudden he cut off his leg.  Joe again grabbed his leg put it in a plastic bag and took him to the hospital.

The next day when Joe visited him in hospital he found Bill this time playing football.  He was just amazed at Modern Science for his recovery again.

Time went by and Bill was back at work when he cut his head off.  Joe grabbed the plastic bag put his head in it and took him to hospital.


When Joe went to visit the next day there was no Bill to be found, so he asked the nurse where he was and the nurse said  "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated".










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