A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says:"No,we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?!

We haven't got any f**king bread, for Christ's sake.
Ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating
b*stard of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"